fourinone 2010-09-21 23:00:33

What's that, are you saying I'm not charming? I'd call that "unconventionally stylish" if I do say so myself, mm hm.

(Also disregard that it took me two weeks to remember to reply. Derp.)

Alright, hey there, Sanchez! So, let's see, what to say? I'm another one of ZI's buttmonkeys, as you may have noticed. I know her because she was the first person to ever post on my userpage. Go figure. You say that you live in Germany, and I dig that; I think that's pretty cool and I don't know why you think that's so unbelievable. As for me, I live in the US since I'm boring like that. I'm 17 years old, male, and enjoy candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach. Oh yes, and I'm also Asian. High-five! Obviously, "fourinone" isn't my real name, because that would just be silly. What you may not have noticed though is that "fourinone" is a homophone for "foreign one". So there's a little tidbit for you.

That's it for now, I guess. Glad to have exchanged greetings, man!

fourinone 2010-09-22 19:36:39

Haha, alright, though I doubt the time difference between two countries can be two weeks long, unless the earth rotates a lot more slowly in Germany or something silly like that.

Anyways, I fail to see how "someone on the internet living in Germany" is so hard to believe. I actually know another German guy online; he's a fellow moderator of mine on some site, a kickass programmer, and a pretty cool guy in general.

"The land of unlimited opportunities and where you can find endless happiness"? Okay, you're giving us too much credit. That's pretty much the candy-coated idealistic view. See, said "unlimited opportunities" gives way to a land where the morons run rampant and religitards are so hung up in their view that it's cringeworthy. How very patriotic of me! (But yeah, I guess that's not exactly the case; there are some good things as well. Anyways, I'll stop talking about this now since I think people are going to get butthurt about it or something.) And yeah, despite what I just said, living in the US is actually pretty okay.

Isn't ZI also Asian? Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought I saw that once...

Man, it feels weird to respond by section, where each part pretty much has no segue into the next. But eh.

ZeroInsanity 2010-09-27 01:18:58

I am a woman.

ZeroInsanity 2010-09-27 01:20:36

AND YES I R TEH AZNSZ

fourinone 2010-09-30 21:03:38

Dude, get out of your gutenschwager and say something.

ZeroInsanity 2010-10-04 22:13:25

Nothing new at all?
Really?

fourinone 2010-10-05 19:31:17

"btw: what do you mean with "gutenschwager"? usually it's a german family name..."
Yeah, I dunno, I was just trying to pull a random German word out of my ass.

Oh yeah, I don't know if I was feeling especially pissed that day or what, but when I was talking about the US back then, I guess I made it out to be worse than it really is. I guess it's more accurate to say that the range of intelligence in the US is greater; we have complete idiots, and then we have some really smart people. It's just that the idiots are louder. Germany sounds really nice, though.

All further postings go wherever the heck we want.

Three girls are stalking you = nothing is going on? Wut. Write about your unwanted harem already.

ZeroInsanity 2010-10-06 18:49:26

>girls stalking you

TAP DAT SHIT, SON
BE A MAN
MAKE AN ORGY

fourinone 2010-10-10 22:26:33

So...did you get some yet?

Heh, I just noticed...today is 10/10/10. Woo.

ZeroInsanity 2010-10-11 00:12:13

Still 10/10/10 as I write.

And I know you're a gentleman. You give off a timid vibe in your writing with me, son.
But congratulations. Nice job.
NOW TAP DAT SHIT LOL

fourinone 2010-10-11 16:55:15

Heh, don't worry, man, I'm also a spineless coward in real life. I mean, at least you actually have girls wanting to ask you out...

As for being happy or scared, is the girl actually desirable? You see, I'm not all too keen on the fact that she's a stalker. A couple years ago, my friend was stalked by a girl, except that girl was not exactly so good-looking and kind of a bitch. Plus, she had stalked around ten other guys beforehand, earning her a bad reputation throughout the school. And she's clingier than spandex on a fat guy. Though, since my friend was also one of those shy types like us, he said yes when she asked him out. Bad choice? Hur hur. After they broke up, she devoted the rest of her time to making his life miserable, until she dropped out of the school, and to this day, my friend pretends that that "relationship" never happened.

Wait, why did I even tell you that? You're probably freaking the hell out now. Just make sure she's a nice girl and that you actually want her, then just see how it goes.

fourinone 2010-10-12 12:33:36

The shy guys don't get girls because, well, they're shy. Usually it's the man's job to instigate a relationship (at least it is here in the US). You're real lucky the girl sought you out this time.

And holy shit I am fucking jealous. A lucky man you are.

ZeroInsanity 2010-10-13 22:19:48

Hm.
I have a semi-problematic relationship.
We both apologize too much, and we're both kinda awkward with each other.
Also, I swear too much (apparently) and make too extreme sex jokes.
I can't tell if they're really fine with it.